1 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:54,748 ♪ 2 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,475 ♪ 3 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:55,678 ♪ 4 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:16,348 MORAY [podcast]: America Goes Poddy is sponsored by the online hiring site, 5 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:18,567 Double Duty Hiring. 6 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:21,316 BURGH [podcast]: So, Bill, what's on tap for America Goes Poddy this week? 7 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,138 More lies from "Individual #1?" 8 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:26,186 MORAY: Uh, no, it's a positive story, actually. 9 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,023 Democrats are suddenly doing well. 10 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:30,850 And the question being asked by all my bro friends is, 11 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,979 "Who is cutting into Trump's base?" 12 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,852 BURGH: You're talking about the taking down 13 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:36,293 of the Republican troll farms?MORAY: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 14 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,850 But also the doxing of the Red Jackets 15 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,586 when they tried some uncool voter intimidation. 16 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,157 BURGH: And the country singer, Sabrina Wynne, 17 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,774 she finally comes out against Trump. 18 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:45,124 So who are the badasses doing this? 19 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,115 MORAY: You know, you know what? L-Let's not find out. 20 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,337 Let's just ask these brahs to keep it going. 21 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:50,776 Because that's what we always said 22 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:52,302 when we worked at the Obama White House: 23 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,956 don't get in the way of someone kicking ass. 24 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,440 So, go for the jugular, guys.[Burgh laughs] 25 00:02:57,481 --> 00:03:00,961 BURGH: Okay. We're taking America Goes Poddy... 26 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:02,696 WOMEN: ♪ We shall overcome 27 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,097 [laughter] 28 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:06,620 ♪ We shall overcome 29 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:10,634 ♪ Someday. 30 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,448 Oh. 31 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:15,456 Diane. You heard America Goes Poddythis morning? 32 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,369 Yes. Amazing. 33 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:20,074 We thought we'd christen our new bat cave. 34 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:22,422 Yeah. We're kicking ass. 35 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:24,603 There's a story in Huffington Post,too. 36 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,549 "The new progressive activists." 37 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:28,207 Whoa.We're like folk heroes. 38 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,991 Everybody's wondering who we are. 39 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:33,685 So... wow... what next? What do we do now? 40 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:35,475 We have to top it. DIANE: Oh. With what? 41 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:38,349 A slam dunk. We go after his personal life. 42 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:39,652 I can prove Trump fucks men. 43 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:41,087 [laughter] 44 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,403 How are you gonna do that? 45 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:44,269 No, go after Melania. 46 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,751 In what way? 47 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,400 RACHELLE: Find out what she knows. 48 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:48,794 POLLY: I'll see if I can hack her e-mail. 49 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:50,797 Good. And I suggest we name ourselves. 50 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:53,279 I'm sick of just calling us "The Resistance." 51 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,580 How about what I tell my assistant about this group? 52 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:57,586 ALL: What? JOANN: It's my book club. 53 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,458 Oh. "The Book Club." 54 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,070 I like it. Yeah. 55 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:03,550 Book Club. Who would suspect? All right, to the Book Club. 56 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:14,596 What is that all about?Second Helix. 57 00:04:14,645 --> 00:04:17,255 Oh, right. That's gotta take a month to get through. 58 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:20,220 You may want to join the argument down the hall. 59 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,260 [indistinct chatter] 60 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:24,866 But it's Roland Blum. 61 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,956 It's $4 million 62 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:27,955 for a few months' work. 63 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,436 He was here a few days, 64 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:31,136 and he stole a client list. 65 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:33,103 Are we really already back to this? 66 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:35,322 I mean, we already agreed to Second Helix's terms. 67 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:38,712 They insisted we work together.But does that mean he has to work here? 68 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,576 As opposed to where? DIANE: Well, we could work 69 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:41,978 at Blum's place of business. 70 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,980 He doesn't have a place of business. 71 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:45,152 Well, then, we could rent a space. 72 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,627 find a place that's neutral. 73 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:49,327 The problem is having him here, in our building. 74 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,246 Marissa is watching him, Diane. 75 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,031 And the man is not a wizard. 76 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:55,025 I mean, what can he do if we're watching him 77 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:57,117 from the moment he arrives to the moment he leaves? 78 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,336 This is a mistake. 79 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:01,205 Liz, what's your take? 80 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:02,777 Stop talking about him. 81 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:04,574 I mean, this is our, what, our third meeting 82 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,348 dedicated to him?[phone buzzes] 83 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:09,133 Blum lives on attention, so starve him. 84 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:11,828 Don't give him the oxygen. 85 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:14,136 ROLAND: Don't forget, tell 'em I want Anya. 86 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:16,453 Keep the car running, I may need it for lunch. 87 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:17,750 Okay, I need a number. 88 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:20,015 That's the fee, the perks package, and your end. 89 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:22,798 Well, figure it out and get back to me. 90 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,674 Jesus, more boxes? 91 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,150 Hey, what was your name again? 92 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:31,684 Are you talking to me? 93 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,512 Want to run out, get us some fries? 94 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,200 Sure. 95 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,206 You're Eli Gold's daughter, right? 96 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:46,736 Yeah, I knew your mother. 97 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:49,171 Vanessa. 98 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:51,048 Hell of a fuck. 99 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,269 What do they say about Jewish women? 100 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:55,309 Lying there like a lox? 101 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,565 Not her. 102 00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,188 She knew more tricks than a monkey on a flagpole. 103 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,929 So, you're my dad. Is that what you're saying? 104 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:04,231 Can I have some money? 105 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,671 [snorts] 106 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:13,366 Don't tell me. Shtetl roots. Temple Shalom. 107 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:16,456 Camp in Oconomowoc. 108 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:20,506 Did Aliyah at 21, fell for an Israeli in the special forces. 109 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:24,864 Good thing you met Roy Cohn, or you'd be what, a dentist? 110 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,906 Must have been tricky when he broke you in like a stallion. 111 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:29,611 [laughs] 112 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,220 [snorting like a horse] 113 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:34,870 What do they say about Nancy Reagan and a trailer hitch? 114 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:39,216 Your mother could beat her. Suck the chrome right off. 115 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:42,488 There was this one time, at the Tunnel. 116 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,492 Your mom was doing shots of tequila with this hand... 117 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:47,974 ♪ One singular sensation 118 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:50,576 ♪ Every little step she takes... ♪ 119 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:51,847 What are you doing? 120 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:55,199 ♪ One thrilling combination 121 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,590 ♪ Every move that she makes... 122 00:06:57,634 --> 00:07:00,124 This is like those convenience stores 123 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:02,328 playing classical music to get rid of the kids? 124 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:04,468 ♪ One smile and suddenly 125 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:07,211 ♪ Nobody else will do... 126 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:09,692 Oh, dear fucking God. 127 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:12,743 ♪ You know you'll never be lonely... ♪ 128 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:16,440 ♪ And you can forget the rest ♪ 129 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:19,089 ♪ For the guy is second-best ♪ 130 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:22,094 ♪ To none 131 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:23,657 ♪ Son 132 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:26,584 ♪ Ooh! Sigh! Give him your attention ♪ 133 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,580 You want to watch me crap? 134 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,062 ♪ Do I. 135 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,373 [sighs] 136 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:44,291 Of course he had to be Jewish. 137 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:47,423 The beard, the greed, the deceit. 138 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,947 [scoffs] I can hear Grandma Sylvia say, 139 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,601 "He's bad for the Jews." 140 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:54,336 He's everything wrong with the diaspora 141 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:56,426 wrapped in one. 142 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,736 A dybbuk practicing law. 143 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,442 I should probably kill him. 144 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,090 [clears throat] 145 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,400 [sighs] 146 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:08,841 Oh, God, I almost kind of like him a little bit. 147 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,969 He makes me laugh. 148 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,712 What's that Dylan song? 149 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:15,803 "Sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace"? 150 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:19,113 Sometimes Satan just comes with a whoopee cushion. 151 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:23,373 So never laugh. 152 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,155 Show him your laugh, and you're dead. 153 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,380 No matter what he does, just give him that look. 154 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,030 What look? 155 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:33,245 This look. 156 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:42,524 Did you wash your hands? 157 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:50,662 So, can I get you anything? 158 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,364 Some coffee, mister... 159 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,801 Wade V. Uh, no, lovey. 160 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,358 I'm all about the juices right now. 161 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:57,705 Oh. [chuckles] 162 00:08:57,754 --> 00:09:01,064 So, um, you said this is not 163 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,495 about a divorce, it's for a postnup? Yes. 164 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,203 And how long have you been married? 165 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,680 Oh... [laughs] 166 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,330 No, it's-it's not about me. 167 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,723 But thanks for thinking I give off the marriage vibe. 168 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,467 Your haircut is 97% perfect. 169 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:18,340 Oh. It accentuates your cheekbones just right. 170 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,343 But do ask your stylist about a razor on top. 171 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,595 It wants volume here and here, 172 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,388 and also over here. 173 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,093 And use the five-inch scissors, not the five and a half. 174 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,390 Sorry, what were you saying? 175 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:31,006 Uh, you're not here for yourself? 176 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:34,048 No, uh, for a friend. A client. 177 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:37,395 Friend. She's a star. A major star. 178 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,796 You probably know who she is, 179 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:41,019 but I can't say her name, and she can't be seen 180 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:42,928 going in and out of lawyers' offices. 181 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,323 So I'm just screening for her a little bit. 182 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:46,626 Uh, would you give me a second? 183 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,203 Of course. 184 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:51,899 Uh, he's a hairdresser. Wade V. 185 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:54,379 It's a postnup for a star client. 186 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,679 Got it. 187 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:59,246 [clears throat] 188 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,604 So... 189 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:03,253 this star... 190 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:05,338 I can't help her if I don't know her name. 191 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,427 But whatever we say here is completely confidential. 192 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:10,736 No. But she's prepared to pay you triple your rate. 193 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:14,704 And she also gets to set the rules. 194 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:15,794 Huh. 195 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:37,809 [light knock at door] 196 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,994 Yeah? 197 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,340 Kardashian. 198 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,379 Which one? 199 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:46,335 Kim. 200 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,574 Adrian, you may want to stay on top of this. 201 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:01,786 Why, what is it? 202 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,785 Lucca with a new client. 203 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,487 A divorce? Does it matter? 204 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,355 Kim and Kanye. 205 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:13,724 So, how would you like this to work? 206 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,630 Oh. 207 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,455 Do you want me to... 208 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,545 [phone ringing, vibrating] 209 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:30,041 You're on with Lucca Quinn in Chicago. 210 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:34,040 Good morning. Thanks for your interest 211 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:38,004 in Reddick, Boseman and Lockhart... ma'am. 212 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,706 Uh, the question is about unconscionability, 213 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,711 I'm assuming in the context of a postnup. 214 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:56,594 Well, there is no standard criteria, 215 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,368 but if you can prove lack of choice, 216 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:02,904 or lack of knowledge at the time of the postnup-- 217 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,849 for example, if one of the parties 218 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,678 misrepresented their fortune-- 219 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,897 then you have a very good shot. 220 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:13,474 That's your answer? 221 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,685 Yes. 222 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,870 Anything else? We're good? 223 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,215 Okay, I'll ask her. 224 00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:26,094 She wants to know are you free today 225 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,396 at noon for a meeting? 226 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:30,052 In person? 227 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,187 Yeah. 228 00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,618 Ye-Yeah. 229 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,355 I-I-I could move-- I can move a few things. 230 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,836 Okay, don't make a big deal out of it. 231 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:40,846 You know, there's a very short list of women 232 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,890 who could pull off that cut. 233 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,367 Good job. 234 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,332 [chuckles] 235 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,249 [Lucca exhales sharply] 236 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,427 Kim and Kanye. 237 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,732 I'm not sure. 238 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,298 She didn't speak on the phone, 239 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,824 but she's coming in at noon. 240 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,738 [laughs]: Are you fucking kidding me? 241 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,614 [Adrian laughing]I know. 242 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:11,746 I know.That's a $300 million divorce. [laughing] 243 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,231 500 million. I googled it. 244 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:19,537 Okay, so we line up all the lawyers... 245 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,631 No, no, I... I think I should do this alone. 246 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,501 Lucca, this is a really big deal. 247 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,812 I know, and you need to trust me. 248 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,628 She's skittish. She wants this private. 249 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:30,326 Small. And she wants someone she can trust. 250 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:33,294 If she didn't talk on the phone, 251 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,554 how do you know that? 252 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:37,376 The vibe. 253 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,776 Adrian, trust me. 254 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,522 Jesus Christ. 255 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,565 So you called upstairs as soon as you found out 256 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:55,836 it was a Kardashian? 257 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,008 Yes. 258 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,883 And if I'd asked you not to call upstairs? 259 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,615 I would have agreed, and then called upstairs. 260 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:05,106 Hmm. As long as we know where we stand. 261 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:09,072 [laughs] 262 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:16,507 Blum, we need to talk. 263 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,381 Uh, privately. 264 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:22,042 Hey, kids, fuck off. 265 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,134 Just for a minute. 266 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:33,964 So, look at all that. 267 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,443 Yeah. How far are we?[chuckles] 268 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:40,054 Well, requires more than a cursory read. 269 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,706 Uh-huh. 270 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:45,450 Anyway, Roland, I'm gonna need you to rein it in. 271 00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,543 Well, have I been... un-reined? 272 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,543 It's all the personnel, Roland. 273 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:55,585 Oh. Well, tell me, uh, how many is too many? 274 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,163 You can have one assistant, 275 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,720 no masseuse 276 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,417 and no outside meetings here. 277 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,734 You can arrange your meetings somewhere else. 278 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,951 Hmm. No problemo. 279 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,471 [chuckles] Good. 280 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,778 Vernon was hoping to meet you 281 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,702 but, uh, another time. 282 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,778 Uh, Vernon? 283 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,387 Jordan, yeah. 284 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:20,048 Oh, we go way back. [chuckles] 285 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,924 Uh-huh. 286 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,539 Oh. 287 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,626 He has a meeting today at 2:00, he can take it 288 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,895 in the upstairs boardroom, that's it. 289 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,989 ♪ Way back in the middle... 290 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,032 [woman grunting] 291 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,857 ♪ I began to ride 292 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,818 ♪ Keep listening... 293 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,131 How do you rent those? 294 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,526 Uh, you don't. These are mine. 295 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,750 Where did you, uh, buy them? 296 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,529 How long have you been throwing? 297 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,835 A month. 298 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,491 Do you want to get serious? 299 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,315 Actually, I do. 300 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,280 Ask for Hannah. 301 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,472 [quiet chatter] 302 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,472 What are you doing? 303 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,608 Nothing. 304 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,390 Working.In reception? 305 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,126 Yes. We were just... 306 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,008 trying to use all the spaces. 307 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,179 Okay. Get out of here. Come on. 308 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,175 Go. Now. 309 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,967 Embarrassing. 310 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,842 You guys.Are you sure you don't need help? 311 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,504 No, it's fine, Kevin. Thank you. Good-bye, Kevin. 312 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:01,239 Oh, hey. 313 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,111 That's why we don't share information. 314 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,502 I didn't share with anyone but Adrian.It doesn't matter. 315 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,026 It gets out, it always gets out. 316 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,810 Lucca Quinn. 317 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,864 Yes? MAN: That's her. 318 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,120 The haircut.Mr. V. 319 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,643 [chuckles] I like the way that sounds. 320 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,037 This is Zelda Raye. 321 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,520 The noon appointment. 322 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:24,091 Yes. Is there somewhere we can talk, Ms. Quinn? 323 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,350 We're good, you guys. 324 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,526 Who is that? 325 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,835 The client. 326 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,231 Yeah, it looks like we got ahead of ourselves 327 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,714 on the Kardashian front. 328 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,374 [clears throat] Come in. 329 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,236 This is her office? 330 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,943 Oh, God, you are a snob. 331 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,240 I'm not a snob, it's just this is a big case. 332 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,897 That's why she needs someone he doesn't know. 333 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,331 Do you want me to step out? 334 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,677 No. Yes. 335 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,376 Wait. 336 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,824 They should have the conversation at least. 337 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,731 She's the only one who answered the question well. 338 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,426 Are you the one with the postnup, Zelda? 339 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,435 My client would like to speak to you directly. 340 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,877 [ringing] 341 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,840 Hello? 342 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,233 [static crackling] 343 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,096 Is anyone there? 344 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,797 SLOVENIAN WOMAN: Hello? 345 00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,634 This is Lucca Quinn. 346 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,202 May I help you? 347 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,332 I have to ask something sensitive. 348 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,512 Nothing of this can be repeated. 349 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,818 Of course. 350 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,430 Well, you don't need to worry 351 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,561 about that, attorney-client privilege prevails here. 352 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:49,263 You promise? 353 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,002 I do... promise. 354 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,442 Okay. 355 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,439 My husband is a very important man. 356 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,532 And he is very bitter. 357 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,181 He has ways to find out things 358 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,565 and to hurt me. 359 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:03,487 He also has a team of lawyers. 360 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,013 I need someone who is on my side. 361 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,837 Someone who can tell me 362 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,275 how to respond. 363 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,112 Do you understand? 364 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,330 I do. 365 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,809 Shall we talk? 366 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:19,330 ♪ 367 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,855 ♪ Melania came with her name and a dream ♪ 368 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:27,560 ♪ Maybe, I mean, what do I know? ♪ 369 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,041 ♪ First Ellis Island 370 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,820 ♪ And then quarantine 371 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:34,645 ♪ Smallpox, perhaps impetigo 372 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:38,215 ♪ Teeming Sloveniatown, near Little Rome ♪ 373 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:42,094 ♪ Poles and Italians and Irish 374 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:45,877 ♪ Some kind of stewed meat that tasted like home ♪ 375 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,843 ♪ Lonely but stylish, she'd sigh ♪ 376 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,103 ♪ And say "I wish that I 377 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:54,666 ♪ "Lived in a castle somewhere in the sky ♪ 378 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,495 ♪ "With someone who'd always take care of me ♪ 379 00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:03,034 ♪ Why is it so hard to get there from here?" ♪ 380 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,601 ♪ Maybe she struggled and toiled and tried ♪ 381 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:12,342 ♪ Hard work and determination 382 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,255 ♪ One day she woke 383 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,260 ♪ With a man by her side 384 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:20,092 ♪ Finally she rose to her station ♪ 385 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,571 ♪ Now that she be's the best 386 00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,092 ♪ That she can be 387 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:27,565 ♪ Does she recall her beginning? ♪ 388 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,487 ♪ Poor, huddled masses 389 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,882 ♪ That yearn to breathe free 390 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:35,056 ♪ Does she feel tired of winning ♪ 391 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:38,023 ♪ Does she feel tired? 392 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,291 So. First things first. 393 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,772 Why don't you tell me a little bit about this postnup? 394 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,292 [static] 395 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,816 Hello? 396 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,429 Are you still there? 397 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,953 The new postnup, it says 398 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,605 I must stay married for... 399 00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:04,179 more years, or I will get nothing. 400 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,309 I see. 401 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,352 How many more years? 402 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:11,007 I must stay until December 2020. 403 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,923 Okay, 2020. 404 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,058 And you might want 405 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,930 a divorce earlier, is that it?[whispering] 406 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,502 I-I don't know. 407 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,189 I... I want options. 408 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:24,106 There is a lot of pressure. 409 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,552 And that's why you asked about unconscionability? 410 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,679 Whether the postnup can be terminated? 411 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:32,332 Yes. And there are possible criminal issues. 412 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:33,808 I don't want to be in trouble 413 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,157 for.. some things 414 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:37,727 he did. 415 00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:41,264 Well, without discussing the exact details 416 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,080 of these criminal "issues," 417 00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:44,907 a postnup shouldn't impact this. 418 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:48,435 But he has given me some gifts 419 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:51,961 where there might be some questions. 420 00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:57,714 Are these "gifts" titles to properties? Did he... 421 00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:00,321 transfer them to you? 422 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,972 I don't want to answer that. 423 00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:03,446 Okay, got it. 424 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:04,886 Completely. 425 00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,982 Zelda, are you there? 426 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:08,541 You want me to put it on speaker? 427 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,978 Yes. 428 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:12,365 ZELDA: I'm here. 429 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:13,848 I like her. 430 00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:16,727 Give her the document and let her look. 431 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,290 Then we must talk. 432 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,767 Of course, whatever you wish. 433 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,213 This is all the background you'll need. 434 00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:28,036 Take a look and we'll be in touch. 435 00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,995 Uh, does the-- [nervous chuckle] 436 00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:33,404 president know that his wife is consulting a lawyer? 437 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:36,569 It's a mistake to conclude that from this conversation. 438 00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:38,566 [stammers] I can't be an effective lawyer 439 00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:41,228 without knowing these... details. 440 00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:42,802 She doesn't trust you fully yet. 441 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:45,839 Gain her trust and then we'll talk. 442 00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:53,936 Help her. She's in over her head. 443 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,941 [door closes] 444 00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:57,993 [scoffs] 445 00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:09,128 [whispering]: What the f... 446 00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,355 So who's the...? 447 00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:31,979 Who's the client? 448 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,459 I'm not sure. 449 00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:38,975 Why are there... redactions in their postnup? 450 00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:40,676 [scoffs] 451 00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:43,073 I don't know if this is a prank or if this is for real. 452 00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:44,547 What is real? 453 00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:46,507 That was a hairdresser. 454 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,855 And a woman named Zelda Raye. 455 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:51,595 And they supposedly put me on the phone with... 456 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:56,521 [mumbling] 457 00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,346 The First Lady. 458 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,356 You're being punked. 459 00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:06,139 I thought so, too, but... 460 00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:08,583 this is a lot of work for a prank. 461 00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:11,931 Can you do some digging into Zelda Raye? 462 00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:19,412 [door closes][pages rustle] 463 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,343 Can't you just walk beside me? 464 00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:30,639 It looks like you're guarding me. 465 00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:32,686 [sighs] 466 00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:37,515 Okay. Leave me now. 467 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,523 I'm having the lunch. 468 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,698 Lemond. 469 00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:48,267 Mr. Blum. 470 00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:50,012 Mister? What'd I do to rate a Mister?[Lemond chuckling] 471 00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:51,323 You embarrassed a district attorney 472 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,099 in the Antonelli trial, that's what you did. 473 00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:54,933 [both laughing] 474 00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,671 I kept that motherfucker out of prison 475 00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:58,582 four times, he stiffed me the last two. 476 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:00,147 I told him, if he ever called me again, 477 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:01,854 I would personally make sure they locked him up 478 00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:04,111 up under the jail, yeah.[laughs] Sounds about right. 479 00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:06,114 You know he was trying to peddle your ass to the Feds, right? 480 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,676 Oh, I know, I know. 481 00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:08,863 Hey, this is the guy who's looking out for me right now. 482 00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:14,376 So... we're here. 483 00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:16,555 It's just the three of us. 484 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,392 What's so secret? 485 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,000 I asked Jay to look into 486 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,871 a new client I was on the phone with. 487 00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:24,392 Is this still about the Kardashians? No. 488 00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:27,305 Lucca was worried it was a prank, but I did 489 00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:29,401 some research on the client's conduit. 490 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,140 It's a Wade V-- a New York hairdresser-- 491 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:32,881 and Zelda Raye. 492 00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:35,842 A conduit? I don't understand.The client doesn't want 493 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:38,152 to be seen coming into a law firm. DIANE: Why? 494 00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:40,628 Zelda Ray runs a management company in New York. 495 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,759 Uh, not one of the big ones. 496 00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:44,802 Oh, so the client is a model. 497 00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,937 She was one. She is no longer. 498 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,030 Why are you two being so cagey? 499 00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:50,639 [laughs] 500 00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:54,378 [groans] 501 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:57,382 I think I was put on the phone with Melania Trump. 502 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:59,425 [laughs] 503 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:05,038 ADRIAN: What... 504 00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:09,305 Are you suggesting that Melania Trump... 505 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:12,090 wants to use her manager from her modeling days? 506 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,955 We're not suggesting anything, it's just a fact. 507 00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:15,877 Zelda Raye is her ex-manager, 508 00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:18,492 or she was for a few months, and she was in here. 509 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,323 Why would she use a hairdresser 510 00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:25,243 and her ex-manager? I mean, she has a staff. 511 00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:27,539 Her husband told her she didn't need a lawyer 512 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,936 to review the changes in their postnup. 513 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:32,289 Her husband. Meaning Trump. 514 00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:34,159 I-I don't know. 515 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:36,461 But, if it is Trump, I think she went outside 516 00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:38,287 his D.C. circle to get a second opinion. 517 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:41,505 An opinion from a mid-size Chicago law firm 518 00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,336 with mainly African-American lawyers? 519 00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:46,295 Yeah. 520 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:47,913 Or we're being set up. 521 00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:49,744 ADRIAN: For? [exhales] 522 00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:52,832 Uh, what is, um, what is in this postnup? 523 00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:56,012 She loses all her money if they divorce before 2020. 524 00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:57,569 [exhales] 525 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,876 She wants to divorce before 2020? 526 00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:02,192 LUCCA: She wants the freedomto divorce. 527 00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:04,749 Holy fuck. 528 00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:06,357 When do you speak with her again? 529 00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:07,667 LUCCA: Tomorrow. 530 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:09,283 All right. Keep us informed. 531 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:11,674 Okay. 532 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:13,197 [clears throat] 533 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,850 Okay. 534 00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:16,684 Okay. 535 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,734 [door closes] 536 00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:31,134 Does this seem weird to you? What? 537 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:33,431 The fact that we were talking about Melania Trump 538 00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:36,127 this morning and now she wants to hire us? Yes. 539 00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:38,126 I mean, the various levels of weirdness here 540 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:41,568 are... really hard to untangle. 541 00:27:41,616 --> 00:27:43,616 So, we're saying... 542 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,232 someone is surveilling our resistance group? 543 00:27:46,273 --> 00:27:48,193 Book group. Book group. 544 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:49,971 And now they want to dangle some... 545 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:52,276 irresistible bait in front of us? 546 00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:54,282 Uh, y-yeah. 547 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,334 To what purpose? 548 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,330 I, I don't know. 549 00:27:58,372 --> 00:28:01,512 But we better be careful. 550 00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:04,329 Maybe it's... maybe it's good news. 551 00:28:04,378 --> 00:28:05,728 And we're just not used to it. 552 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,341 Oh, yeah, how likely is that? 553 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,041 I don't know, I'm just, 554 00:28:09,078 --> 00:28:11,118 I'm just so in the mood for... 555 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:12,687 looking up.[phone chimes] 556 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,084 Ooh. 557 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:17,131 Oh, well, that ended fast. 558 00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:19,703 [laughing and chatting]ADRIAN: Hey, Lemond 559 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:21,441 Good to see you. 560 00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:23,882 Sorry to keep you waiting, man.Oh, I wasn't waiting. 561 00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,269 I was catching up. 562 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:26,792 DIANE: Uh, you two know each other? 563 00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:29,135 Mm. From way back.Yeah, we used to run into each other 564 00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:32,275 at opium tastings at the Jewish Community Center.[chuckles] 565 00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:33,579 Very good. 566 00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:35,764 So I know that, uh, Lemond wants to talk 567 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:37,021 some business with us, Mr. Blum. 568 00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:38,723 So why don't we just go upstairs? 569 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,150 Oh, actually, I was hoping Roland could stick around. 570 00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:43,497 Uh, that might cause a problem 571 00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:45,547 if there are any attorney-client issues. 572 00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:47,863 Oh. I thought he was working here. 573 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:50,120 No, he is. But it's just on the one case, 574 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,383 and it's not criminal, so... 575 00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:53,245 Well, this isn't criminal. 576 00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:55,296 ROLAND: Oh, I have been known 577 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:58,482 to blunder onto a good idea now and then. 578 00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:04,308 You know, you're better off incorporating in Delaware. 579 00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:05,871 I'd just as soon not have another state 580 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:07,478 full of agencies to pay off. 581 00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:09,138 Ah, you do give a shitload of money 582 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:11,312 to so-called "good causes." 583 00:29:11,358 --> 00:29:13,448 "So-called" like, uh, the Johns Hopkins 584 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:16,540 Malaria Research Institute, uh, Habitat for Humanity...? 585 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,500 I'm always suspicious when liberals use the word humanity. 586 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,670 You gave $200,000 to Georgetown? 587 00:29:21,716 --> 00:29:24,756 Yeah, my son has his heart set on going there. 588 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,766 ADRIAN: How's it look? 589 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:28,288 They wait-listed him. 590 00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:30,731 $200,000, and they fucking wait-listed him? 591 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,289 Are you kidding me? 592 00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,815 Apparently, a lot of applicants give that much more. 593 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,510 So what's the moral of this story? 594 00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:39,598 200,000 doesn't mean what it used to? 595 00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:40,817 No, before you put your hand in your pocket, 596 00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:42,346 you talk to your lawyers. 597 00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:43,829 I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, Adrian, 598 00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:45,519 but this is a phone call, is it not? 599 00:29:45,566 --> 00:29:48,866 BISHOP: Getting my son into Georgetown? 600 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:54,401 Well, I mean, we can definitely put our heads together... 601 00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:55,844 ROLAND: They're being modest. 602 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,191 One phone call, and it's done. 603 00:29:58,231 --> 00:29:59,841 [Lemond laughs] 604 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:03,015 I always said you needed a hammer. 605 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:05,022 And there he is. 606 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:08,074 Your hammer.[both laugh] 607 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:11,590 Yep, there he is. 608 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:14,856 Why would you tell Lemond 609 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:17,380 that we could get his son into Georgetown? 610 00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:19,474 Uh, because we can? 611 00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:21,733 What is with this "we" bullshit? 612 00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:23,556 There is no "we" here. 613 00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:25,394 Uh, the "we bullshit," dearest Diane, 614 00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:28,612 is a nod to my very generous nature. 615 00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:30,222 Are you medicated right now? 616 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:33,663 No. I forget. Look, 617 00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:37,531 even though it'll be me who calls Father Pat to remind him 618 00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:39,754 who kept his nephew out of prison, 619 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:42,194 it'll benefit us. 620 00:30:52,589 --> 00:30:53,939 Hi. 621 00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:56,682 I was told to ask for Hannah? 622 00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:57,904 HANNAH: Hi. 623 00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,423 Oh. 624 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,856 Hello. 625 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,693 So you're here to go to the next level? 626 00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:07,432 Well, I'm here to see what the next level looks like. 627 00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:09,914 Uh, here's the thing about axes: once you start buying them, 628 00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:11,905 you'll never stop. 629 00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:13,957 Like fine wine. 630 00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:19,660 This is what I suggest. 631 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:25,837 Oh, well, that's probably more than I, uh... 632 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,674 Oh, my God. 633 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:33,665 Those are beautiful. 634 00:31:33,717 --> 00:31:36,287 This is a Morvan Q-P. 635 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:39,509 Morvan has been making axes in Prussia since 1646. 636 00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:42,639 They're hand-forged, they've got a clear tempered zone 637 00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:44,473 that adds to the strength of the blade. 638 00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:46,431 Go ahead, lift one. 639 00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:49,999 Oh, wow... My. 640 00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:53,218 Whoa, that feels good. 641 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,699 Oh, my. [laughs softly]It's solid steel 642 00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:58,739 with a rubber grip, uh, to ensure a smooth toss, 643 00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:01,956 and it's got a double-bit head, allowing you to swap sides 644 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,357 between throws. 645 00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:07,269 I, um... I want them. 646 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:10,096 [doorbell rings] 647 00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:11,965 So, hi. 648 00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:13,537 How did you get my address? 649 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:15,593 How do you think?[phone ringing] 650 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:22,029 Better answer it. 651 00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:29,382 This is Lucca. 652 00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:31,115 SLOVENIAN WOMAN [over phone]: Did you look at the contract? 653 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,646 I did. 654 00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:35,649 Uh, it's not good. 655 00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:39,042 He has all the rights, you have none. 656 00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,997 Look, we can talk about specific language, 657 00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:46,656 but if you were any other client, I would advise... 658 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:49,453 you threaten your husband with divorce. 659 00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:53,359 I know it's a big play, but, you know, the only reason 660 00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,186 he's pushing for this is because 661 00:32:55,234 --> 00:32:58,324 he's the vulnerable one, not you. 662 00:32:58,367 --> 00:33:01,757 So, you know, threaten him with divorce, call his bluff, 663 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:05,505 and you'll get a better deal. 664 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:09,120 [phone beeps]Hello? 665 00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:11,121 I should go.No, wait. 666 00:33:11,163 --> 00:33:13,123 There-there's always a way to fight it. 667 00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:16,995 This was a mistake.Wait, no, uh... 668 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:19,818 You're Catholic, right? 669 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:22,477 Why? Why does that matter? 670 00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:25,312 Annulment. 671 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:27,221 You threaten annulment. 672 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:28,566 That wouldn't just void the marriage, 673 00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:31,705 that would void the prenup, too. 674 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:34,008 Any non-disclosure agreements in the original contract, 675 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,445 they-they would cease to exist. 676 00:33:36,492 --> 00:33:40,712 Which means you could speak freely. 677 00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:42,977 You know, you could write a book, 678 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,811 hit the talk show circuits, whatever you want. 679 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,029 I'll call you back. 680 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:52,031 [line clicks, dial tone sounds] 681 00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:09,921 BURGH: And we're back. Today, on America Goes Poddy, 682 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,790 you know who we have on the phone? 683 00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:13,232 MORAY: Who?BURGH: Melania. 684 00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:15,178 MORAY: Melania, a-are you there? 685 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:17,187 MELANIA IMITATOR: Yes, Bill, I am here. 686 00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:19,319 Oh, do you mind to wait, so I can get the cheeseburgers 687 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:21,711 out of my bed?BURGH [laughs]: Yeah. 688 00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:23,315 I'm sorry, uh, Mrs. First Lady, 689 00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:25,535 I-I was not aware that you still slept with each other. 690 00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:27,325 MELANIA IMITATOR: Oh, yes. He comes into my room 691 00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:29,629 to check on spelling for his tweets. 692 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:31,586 PETER: Uh-oh."Oh, my God," I say, 693 00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:34,384 "that's not how you spell 'hamburgers.'" 694 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,770 Is that her? 695 00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:39,603 Who, my Melania? No. 696 00:34:39,642 --> 00:34:43,082 No. No, that's an imitator. 697 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:45,214 But does it sound like her?Yeah. 698 00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:46,647 But it's a highly identifiable voice. 699 00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:48,833 People know how to imitate it. 700 00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:50,779 So what's our thinking? We're being pranked? 701 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:54,957 I don't know, but, um, that imitator is Emmylou Roundtree. 702 00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:56,785 She looks like the first lady, 703 00:34:56,833 --> 00:35:00,103 and hires herself out as a Melania impersonator. 704 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:02,841 But if it was a prank, why would they pay our retainer? 705 00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:04,843 $60,000? 706 00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:06,405 I don't know. 707 00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:09,242 But until she's proved to be a fake, 708 00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:10,501 you've been paid, so you should represent her. 709 00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:11,943 Okay. 710 00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,289 But Lucca, if you have any suspicions 711 00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:15,328 that she is a fake, bring them to us. 712 00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:20,343 There's a chance that there's a leak. 713 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:23,119 What do you mean? Why? 714 00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:27,817 The exact same day that we discussed hacking Melania, 715 00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:31,484 we were approached at our law firm about a Melania divorce. 716 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:35,608 You're kidding. DIANE: No. 717 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:38,265 But we don't think it's real.POLLY: Why not? 718 00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:41,490 Because we're not a law firm that you would go to about this. 719 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:44,790 And we talk to her on the phone. 720 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:46,798 It's a voice easily faked. 721 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,410 Okay. Uh, well, I can talk to the group 722 00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:52,722 about not telling anyone, 723 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:55,239 but I don't know what else to do. 724 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:57,553 Can you check what Internet traffic there is? 725 00:35:57,590 --> 00:36:01,940 I can, but is that what we want to do? 726 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:06,903 Do it. 727 00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:09,297 Keep it low-key. Keep the results just to us. 728 00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:13,391 But, Liz, Diane, maybe you should consider this. 729 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:15,392 Maybe she's real. 730 00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:18,874 I keep hearing rumors of Melania wanting a divorce. 731 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,995 This is... it's unlikely. 732 00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,398 POLLY: If it's real, 733 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,621 it's important to get all the financials. 734 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:28,100 The tax returns, everything. 735 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,325 [groans] 736 00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:41,325 [grunts] 737 00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:45,203 So, I heard that the partners 738 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:47,726 are voting to freeze me out? 739 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:51,254 Is that true? 740 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:53,516 ♪ One... 741 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:56,779 [Marissa humming "One" by Marvin Hamlisch] 742 00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:59,613 I fucking hate you. Julius. 743 00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:03,261 Mr. Blum. 744 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,268 How are things going in here? 745 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,960 Ah, piece of cake. 746 00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:12,137 I'm making great strides with, uh, S-Second Helix. 747 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,362 Good to know. 748 00:37:16,408 --> 00:37:19,588 Julius, uh, I just-I just wanted to say, 749 00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:24,718 I am so sad, uh, to hear about you losing your judgeship. 750 00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:27,334 It really 751 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,505 tears me up, 752 00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:32,381 the way the Historical Law Society shined you on. 753 00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:34,254 [snorts] Actually, 754 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:39,385 if you would like me to make a call, I'd be happy. 755 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:41,651 There's a certain congressman, 756 00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,394 owes me a favor. The two of you, 757 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:46,305 maybe, you know, could have lunch. 758 00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,051 [chuckles]: No. 759 00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:50,661 Uh, thank you, but, uh, it's okay. 760 00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:52,103 [chuckles] 761 00:37:52,139 --> 00:37:53,879 [snorts] 762 00:37:54,924 --> 00:37:56,624 Hey. 763 00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:58,055 What are you doing? 764 00:37:58,101 --> 00:37:59,361 What do you mean? 765 00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:01,707 Blum offers to make a call, and you say no? 766 00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:04,187 You think he's offering out of the goodness of his heart? 767 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:06,068 There is no goodness in his heart. Exactly. 768 00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:07,459 It'd be a quid pro quo. 769 00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:09,112 Just because you get the quid 770 00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:11,326 doesn't mean you have to come through with the pro. 771 00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:14,988 I'd owe him. 772 00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:17,381 So what? My father owes all kinds of people. 773 00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:20,555 He pays who he wants to pay. 774 00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:22,002 [elephant trumpets] 775 00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:24,868 [speaking indistinctly] 776 00:38:31,134 --> 00:38:32,884 [laughs softly]For you. 777 00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:34,139 Thank you? 778 00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:35,361 And it's not a hat, by the way. 779 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,530 I would never do that to you. 780 00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:38,045 Hmm. 781 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:39,448 Welcome. 782 00:38:39,491 --> 00:38:40,711 To what? 783 00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:41,973 Oh, you finally made it, baby. 784 00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:44,365 Roll around in it a little. 785 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:47,019 At some point, one of these will ring, and you'll answer it. 786 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,413 And when you're done talking, pop out the SIM card, 787 00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:49,676 toss it in the trash, 788 00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:51,238 place the phone in the waste receptacle 789 00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:52,455 of your choosing.Ah... 790 00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:54,334 [phone buzzing] 791 00:38:55,811 --> 00:38:57,941 Oh, that's it. Answer it. 792 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:01,034 Which one is it? 793 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,470 Hello?Lucca, ju... 794 00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:07,206 Don't put it back in.Well, I don't, I-- I'm trying to... 795 00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:08,687 No, it's that one. 796 00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:10,567 I-I can-- it's vibrating. I can feel it. 797 00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:12,179 Lucca, you gonna miss the call.I know. I can feel it. 798 00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:14,999 There it is. I got it, I got it, I got it. Hello? 799 00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:17,218 Hi. [whispers]: I'll leave you to it. 800 00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:19,047 SLOVENIAN WOMAN [over phone]: Your advice is good. 801 00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:20,445 I did what you said. 802 00:39:20,488 --> 00:39:22,708 He yells, and I bring up annulment. 803 00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:25,011 And after that, he yells less. 804 00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:28,018 Great. So he's dropping the postnup? 805 00:39:28,061 --> 00:39:29,411 I do not know. 806 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:31,284 But what I do know, 807 00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:34,495 I want to proceed with a divorce. 808 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,936 A divorce? 809 00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:38,553 The actual divorce? 810 00:39:38,593 --> 00:39:41,553 Yes. I never wanted any of this. 811 00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:43,376 I just want to live a normal life. 812 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:46,784 Without people thinking my Christmas trees are ugly. 813 00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:48,209 They're cranberry clusters. 814 00:39:48,255 --> 00:39:50,125 It's art. 815 00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:56,437 Can I, uh, ask you one question? 816 00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:58,091 What? 817 00:39:58,134 --> 00:40:01,534 What does the name Emmylou Roundtree mean to you? 818 00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:05,576 [phone clicks off] 819 00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:08,795 [sighs] 820 00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:15,105 ROLAND: Vernon Jordan, Adrian Boseman. 821 00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:17,851 Great to meet you. I knew Carl Reddick quite well. 822 00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:21,113 He was a, a great man. 823 00:40:21,157 --> 00:40:22,677 You're doing great work. 824 00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:25,074 Thank you. Thank you for saying that. 825 00:40:25,118 --> 00:40:28,078 See, this is what I love, bringing people together. 826 00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:31,691 Let me see if your car is here. Vernon has to race off to D.C. 827 00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:33,043 Uh, please.Thank you. 828 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,652 ADRIAN: You know, Mr. Jordan, 829 00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:36,963 I don't want to put you on the spot, but, um, 830 00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:39,569 what in the world do you make 831 00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:42,001 of what's going on right now in this country? 832 00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:45,178 You cannot let circumstances defeat you. 833 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:47,785 I mean... 834 00:40:47,836 --> 00:40:53,446 I grew up in the first public housing project in America. 835 00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:57,194 I'm listening to the radio with my father, 836 00:40:57,237 --> 00:40:59,457 after dinner, 837 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:02,680 and Eugene Talmadge is the governor. 838 00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:05,251 This is Georgia? Hmm.Yeah. 839 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:08,508 He comes on and he says, "This is your governor, 840 00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:11,823 "Eugene Talmadge, and I'm running for reelection. 841 00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:15,820 "I have two planks in my platform: 842 00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:18,484 "niggers and roads. 843 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:22,439 I'm against the first and for the second." 844 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,610 That was my introduction to politics. 845 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,828 To "politics." 846 00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:30,657 BURGH [laughs]: So tell me, Mrs. First Lady, 847 00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:32,575 what's the worst thing about living in the White House? 848 00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:35,100 'Cause when we were working in the White House-- 849 00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:38,234 the Obama White House-- it was, uh, the long hours. 850 00:41:38,278 --> 00:41:42,238 MELANIA IMITATOR: Yes, I think it's the Big Macs and all the Whoppers everywhere. 851 00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:45,502 I like real food. I'm from Slovenia. 852 00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:48,546 But he, of course, is a pig.Zelda. 853 00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:50,643 Is everything okay? 854 00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:55,212 I would like for you to take a step back from my client. 855 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:59,950 I... I don't understand. 856 00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:02,555 I feel you're putting ideas in her head. 857 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:06,437 I feel that you're corrupting her. 858 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,830 I'm taking these back. 859 00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:10,573 Uh, n-no. No. 860 00:42:10,615 --> 00:42:12,225 Let go.What? N-No. 861 00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:14,918 If Melania wants to fire me, she can fire me. 862 00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:16,577 That is not your decision.Well, 863 00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:18,011 it's sure as hell not yours. 864 00:42:18,057 --> 00:42:20,277 Let-let go. Let go!Give it... 865 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,760 Is this about me asking if she's a fake? 866 00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:28,463 You're mean. 867 00:42:28,502 --> 00:42:30,642 [quietly]: What the fuck? 868 00:42:30,678 --> 00:42:32,248 What...? Hey!My phones. 869 00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:33,548 Those are, those are...Hey! 870 00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:34,994 My phones!Ladies, ladies, stop it. 871 00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:37,160 Stop it! Stop it, stop it! 872 00:42:37,206 --> 00:42:38,506 You're good, you're good.They're not yours. 873 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:39,906 Who-- Are you crazy? 874 00:42:43,386 --> 00:42:46,166 [both laugh] 875 00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:50,215 Julius here is the real deal, isn't he? Huh? 876 00:42:50,263 --> 00:42:53,833 That classy, conservative demeanor. 877 00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:55,825 It's like he's from Central Casting. [laughs] 878 00:42:55,877 --> 00:42:59,837 Uh, we were, we were just talking about decency. 879 00:42:59,881 --> 00:43:03,671 Yeah. Oh, decent as the day is long, 880 00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:05,671 but with balls. 881 00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:07,723 [laughing] 882 00:43:07,759 --> 00:43:09,669 Huh? [laughs] 883 00:43:09,717 --> 00:43:11,717 BOTH: Oh! 884 00:43:11,763 --> 00:43:13,683 [chuckles]Judge Cain, 885 00:43:13,721 --> 00:43:15,331 uh, gets champagne. 886 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,115 [chuckles] I'm still a long way from the bench. 887 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,550 Not anymore, you're not. 888 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,247 Here's to, uh... 889 00:43:22,295 --> 00:43:23,685 The president. 890 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:29,780 Mmm. Mmm. 891 00:43:29,824 --> 00:43:31,784 Thank you for the help. 892 00:43:31,826 --> 00:43:34,736 I'm deeply appreciative.Oh, happy to do it. 893 00:43:34,786 --> 00:43:36,736 Just know it wasn't an act of kindness. 894 00:43:36,788 --> 00:43:38,088 Now, when I call, 895 00:43:38,137 --> 00:43:40,837 you come running. 896 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:45,488 [laughing] Just kidding! 897 00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:46,835 Oh... [laughing] 898 00:43:46,885 --> 00:43:50,315 [laughing] Oh. Your face. 899 00:43:50,366 --> 00:43:52,236 [phone ringing] 900 00:44:06,905 --> 00:44:08,295 SLOVENIAN WOMAN [on phone]: It's me. 901 00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:11,341 I know. What can I do for you? 902 00:44:11,387 --> 00:44:13,427 I didn't sleep last night. 903 00:44:13,476 --> 00:44:16,126 I am so much worrying about this divorce. 904 00:44:16,175 --> 00:44:18,955 I need more to frighten him. 905 00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:20,754 I think... 906 00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:24,268 your firm has maybe a special way to help me. 907 00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:26,403 What are you talking about? 908 00:44:26,446 --> 00:44:30,226 Somebody told me you have the tape of him, in Moscow, 909 00:44:30,276 --> 00:44:34,496 with the women who pee on the bed. 910 00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:36,541 I... 911 00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:39,626 I-I don't know what you mean. 912 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:43,247 Can you get this tape for me? 913 00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:44,509 Um... 914 00:44:44,551 --> 00:44:45,681 We got played. 915 00:44:45,726 --> 00:44:48,206 I don't understand. She's just asking 916 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,600 to see this tape, and if we don't... 917 00:44:50,644 --> 00:44:55,304 have... this tape... 918 00:44:57,564 --> 00:45:00,354 We have the golden shower tape? 919 00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:03,573 We have a copy of a tape that might be the... 920 00:45:03,613 --> 00:45:05,053 tape you're referencing. 921 00:45:05,093 --> 00:45:06,923 Don't you think that was important to tell me? 922 00:45:06,965 --> 00:45:08,785 DIANE: It has nothing to do with your work. 923 00:45:08,836 --> 00:45:10,746 I'm representing the First Lady. 924 00:45:10,795 --> 00:45:14,665 Or a first lady imitator who wants to find out what we know. 925 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,242 That doesn't make sense. 926 00:45:16,278 --> 00:45:18,758 Jay. After Zelda Raye represented models, 927 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:21,243 she started to sign other talent. 928 00:45:21,283 --> 00:45:24,683 One person she signed was Emmylou Roundtree. 929 00:45:29,944 --> 00:45:31,644 So what would you like me to do? 930 00:45:31,685 --> 00:45:33,425 Break off any communication 931 00:45:33,469 --> 00:45:35,249 with this divorce client contacting you, 932 00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:38,817 and, uh, we'll just refund her retainer. 933 00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:47,876 [door opens, closes] 934 00:45:47,919 --> 00:45:49,919 ♪ 935 00:46:15,207 --> 00:46:18,037 DIANE: You told the receptionist to answer the phone, 936 00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:21,559 "Law offices of Roland Blum"? 937 00:46:21,604 --> 00:46:23,174 On one line only. 938 00:46:23,215 --> 00:46:24,735 ADRIAN: The receptionist also accepted 939 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,222 service of a subpoena for you? 940 00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:29,001 Now, I most definitely did not tell her to do that. 941 00:46:29,047 --> 00:46:32,007 Why were you served a subpoena? 942 00:46:32,050 --> 00:46:34,840 'Cause the idiot suing me lacks a basic understanding 943 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:36,659 of the mail fraud statute.[knocking on door] 944 00:46:36,706 --> 00:46:40,276 Hey, thanks for everything.Mr. Bishop. 945 00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:43,099 We just heard from Georgetown, Dylan's in. 946 00:46:43,148 --> 00:46:44,238 Ah! ADRIAN: Oh! 947 00:46:44,279 --> 00:46:47,369 Congratulations.Fantastic. 948 00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:50,073 This is a case of Romanée-Conti to show my appreciation. 949 00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:52,071 Uh, you can put it down now. 950 00:46:52,113 --> 00:46:53,293 Thank you. 951 00:46:53,332 --> 00:46:54,942 And to really show my appreciation, 952 00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:57,546 I've fired Charles Lester. 953 00:46:57,597 --> 00:47:00,377 From now on, the only lawyers I need 954 00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:01,726 are right here in this room. 955 00:47:01,775 --> 00:47:03,645 Oh, that's great news. 956 00:47:05,257 --> 00:47:07,257 Yes, indeed. 957 00:47:10,001 --> 00:47:12,741 Blum and Boseman. 958 00:47:12,786 --> 00:47:15,746 What a concept. Hmm? 959 00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:22,620 [knocks] 960 00:47:26,321 --> 00:47:27,931 What do you need? You. 961 00:47:27,975 --> 00:47:29,795 Why? Because you're not answering her phone calls. 962 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,627 Because I don't know who she is. 963 00:47:31,674 --> 00:47:33,334 You know who she is. 964 00:47:33,372 --> 00:47:35,032 She's a lady, and she needs your help. 965 00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:37,899 She sent me here to talk to you. She fired Zelda, 966 00:47:37,942 --> 00:47:39,732 and Zelda's the one who convinced her to ask 967 00:47:39,769 --> 00:47:41,899 for the tape in the first place. She said she's sorry. 968 00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:44,686 Hmm. 969 00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:45,861 One-one more thing. 970 00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:51,302 Okay. She wants to know if you'd be willing 971 00:47:51,346 --> 00:47:52,736 to meet with her in person. 972 00:47:52,782 --> 00:47:54,522 Are you up for that? 973 00:47:54,567 --> 00:47:55,917 Why? 974 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,920 So she can say all of this face to face, 975 00:47:57,962 --> 00:47:59,922 and you can see that she means it. 976 00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:01,574 What do you think? 977 00:48:01,617 --> 00:48:04,487 Uh... [sighs] 978 00:48:04,533 --> 00:48:07,193 Penthouse 1 979 00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:09,152 at the Farrow. 7:30 p.m. 980 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:19,458 [knocking on door] 981 00:48:19,505 --> 00:48:23,245 That work out all right, breaking it off with the client? 982 00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:25,511 Yeah, perfectly. 983 00:48:25,554 --> 00:48:29,214 Good. If you hear anything from that client ever again, 984 00:48:29,254 --> 00:48:30,474 you tell us. 985 00:48:30,516 --> 00:48:32,776 I definitely will. 986 00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:35,132 Okay. 987 00:48:41,657 --> 00:48:43,657 [overlapping discussions] 988 00:48:46,314 --> 00:48:50,284 I would argue that we move Blum off-site. 989 00:48:50,318 --> 00:48:52,228 He hasn't achieved anything on Second Helix 990 00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:54,497 since he's been here all week. 991 00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:56,240 All he's done is cozy up to clients, 992 00:48:56,281 --> 00:48:58,411 cavort with associates, and ruin morale. 993 00:48:58,457 --> 00:49:00,547 Adrian? 994 00:49:00,589 --> 00:49:04,769 Well, he is a different flavor from what we're used to, 995 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:08,121 but he has brought in new business. 996 00:49:08,162 --> 00:49:09,562 Lucrative business. 997 00:49:09,598 --> 00:49:13,038 [stammers] I certainly didn't want him here, 998 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,040 but... eh... yeah, it's... something. 999 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,093 Oh, my God. Liz? 1000 00:49:18,129 --> 00:49:19,699 I ignore him. 1001 00:49:19,739 --> 00:49:22,259 ADRIAN: All right. Let's put it to a vote. 1002 00:49:22,307 --> 00:49:26,527 All those in favor of telling Roland Blum to leave? 1003 00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:45,771 I'm gonna tell you a secret. 1004 00:49:45,808 --> 00:49:48,898 Feel free to keep it to yourself. 1005 00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:50,812 I'm a people person. 1006 00:49:50,857 --> 00:49:52,857 I am. 1007 00:49:52,902 --> 00:49:55,562 You know, I-I-I know 1008 00:49:55,601 --> 00:49:58,431 it seems like I wouldn't be, 1009 00:49:58,473 --> 00:50:01,093 but deep down, 1010 00:50:01,128 --> 00:50:04,518 I just want people to see me and-and like me. 1011 00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:06,386 I-I-I know it's childish... 1012 00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:07,918 Well, you are a child. 1013 00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:11,401 ...but I'm more sensitive than I may appear. 1014 00:50:13,445 --> 00:50:15,445 Why don't you like me, Diane? 1015 00:50:15,490 --> 00:50:18,580 You know, I-I think you are 1016 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:21,544 an incredible specimen. 1017 00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:22,983 You remind me of my mother. 1018 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,630 [scoffs] 1019 00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,719 We could be great together. Professionally, of course. 1020 00:50:29,765 --> 00:50:31,935 Though, I'll warn you, you may find yourself 1021 00:50:31,985 --> 00:50:33,325 eventually falling for me. 1022 00:50:33,378 --> 00:50:35,508 My pheromones are merciless. 1023 00:50:35,554 --> 00:50:37,514 I know what this is. 1024 00:50:37,556 --> 00:50:39,166 You've managed to sink your fangs 1025 00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:42,000 into most of my colleagues and that gives you a high 1026 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,869 because you're a desecrationist. 1027 00:50:43,910 --> 00:50:46,040 I've never been called that before. 1028 00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:47,476 My pants just got a little tight. 1029 00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:49,572 You're compelled to defile, Mr. Blum. 1030 00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:51,961 It's pathological. 1031 00:50:52,005 --> 00:50:54,225 And you may think you've made some inroads at my firm, 1032 00:50:54,268 --> 00:50:56,178 but I guarantee you, it's not gonna last. 1033 00:50:56,227 --> 00:50:59,747 Because you are the light that drives out the darkness? 1034 00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:02,795 No, because your tactics work, 1035 00:51:02,842 --> 00:51:04,452 and I'm happy to become you... 1036 00:51:06,019 --> 00:51:09,239 ...in order to get you the fuck out of my way. 1037 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:23,208 [door lock beeps] 1038 00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:28,779 Hello? 1039 00:51:28,824 --> 00:51:31,044 [door closes] 1040 00:51:55,155 --> 00:51:58,245 Hi. I was told, 1041 00:51:58,289 --> 00:52:00,939 um, to... 1042 00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:24,922 Do you want me to... 1043 00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:39,591 [door opens] 1044 00:52:39,634 --> 00:52:41,294 [footsteps approaching] 1045 00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:57,301 Thank you for coming.Of course. 1046 00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:06,663 Do you want wine? I'm going to have some. 1047 00:53:06,705 --> 00:53:09,055 I'm a little bit nervous. [chuckles] 1048 00:53:09,098 --> 00:53:11,798 Sure. 1049 00:53:28,857 --> 00:53:30,817 I didn't know you were black. 1050 00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:34,779 I-I am. 1051 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:37,520 You're pretty. 1052 00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:41,132 Thank you? 1053 00:53:41,174 --> 00:53:43,614 Do you have any tattoos? 1054 00:53:43,655 --> 00:53:46,475 [chuckles] No. 1055 00:53:48,486 --> 00:53:50,786 I have two. 1056 00:53:50,836 --> 00:53:52,786 Oh? 1057 00:53:52,838 --> 00:53:56,668 My husband doesn't like them. 1058 00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:59,711 I see. 1059 00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:02,538 Have you changed your mind about divorce? 1060 00:54:02,587 --> 00:54:05,067 [sighs] 1061 00:54:05,111 --> 00:54:07,071 I have. 1062 00:54:07,113 --> 00:54:09,773 Why? 1063 00:54:09,811 --> 00:54:12,731 Because of Jackie Kennedy. 1064 00:54:12,771 --> 00:54:16,471 We're very connected, you know. 1065 00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:19,434 I am the second Catholic First Lady, 1066 00:54:19,473 --> 00:54:22,353 so now it is up to me to carry the torch. 1067 00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:26,999 I think so hard 1068 00:54:27,046 --> 00:54:29,396 what she would do? 1069 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,700 What did she do? 1070 00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:35,707 She knew about those women, 1071 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:39,890 but she also understood the man that she married, 1072 00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:42,978 as I understand the man I married. 1073 00:54:43,018 --> 00:54:47,678 She put on her lipstick and she turned the other cheek. 1074 00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,329 She gave support. 1075 00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:52,724 And she found some happiness. 1076 00:54:52,767 --> 00:54:56,467 That is what I will do, too. 1077 00:54:56,510 --> 00:55:00,990 Are you sure? 1078 00:55:01,036 --> 00:55:03,386 You don't need to be subservient. 1079 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:06,520 It is my duty to the American people 1080 00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:08,654 to see this through. 1081 00:55:08,696 --> 00:55:11,126 I must be best too, no? 1082 00:55:11,177 --> 00:55:13,747 And my husband, 1083 00:55:13,788 --> 00:55:16,878 he buys me this for me yesterday. 1084 00:55:16,922 --> 00:55:20,232 It's beautiful, no? 1085 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,710 I have to go. 1086 00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:26,706 You don't need to do what people tell you. 1087 00:55:26,758 --> 00:55:30,458 It was very nice to meet you. 1088 00:55:32,459 --> 00:55:34,509 I like black people. 1089 00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:38,604 If you change your mind... 1090 00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:40,289 Um... 1091 00:55:51,260 --> 00:55:55,130 There is one thing that might make me change my mind. 1092 00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:57,957 What? 1093 00:56:00,008 --> 00:56:02,138 If you do have that pee-pee tape, 1094 00:56:02,184 --> 00:56:05,804 I could use that to help fight against my husband. 1095 00:56:08,626 --> 00:56:11,886 You're a faker, 1096 00:56:11,933 --> 00:56:13,543 aren't you? 1097 00:56:26,034 --> 00:56:28,994 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1098 00:56:29,037 --> 00:56:32,037 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org